The mere fact that I have 23 pageviews is so sickeningly bizzare that it makes me want to dig my brain with a rusty spoon! And I don't know why!

I was supposed to submit some of my work here but as it happened, they became invisible due to a catastrophic accident at my laboratory where I conduct inhuman experiments with dead elephants and fish. So that's why you can't see them! It all makes perfect sense! Oh yeah!!!

Perhaps I'll submit some of my photography in a few weeks. I've mostly done photoshoots with dead people I dug up from the local cemetery. I dress them up as characters from Pokemon. Pika? Eh, nevermind.